10 Reasons Why Smushball is the Most Spoiled Cat Alive
1. Smushball Bilzerian – the Cat Other Cats Wish They Could Be
Noted Instagram King Dan Bilzerian has a cat. His fluffy Persian Smushball lives with Dan in the lap of luxury, cuddling on both luxurious pillows and menacing guns.
2. His Own Online Presence
Ever since Dan picked up Smushball over a year ago, he has been nuzzling his way into Dan’s heart, and snuggling with a large, bearded man. Smushball even has his own Instagram account where you can follow his antics.
3. First Dibs at Breakfast
Smushball keeps it purrrty relaxed, unless you try to take the breakfast that obviously belongs to him.
4. Poker Highroller
Smushball is sitting pretty with over 700,000 Instagram followers. He loves to help his daddy rake in the bank when Dan plays poker.
5. Only the Plushest Cat Chairs
Your average cat might get an old sweater, Smushball gets his own furniture
6. VP to Dan Bilzerian
Dan didn’t build his social media empire by himself. Smushball was there, making deals and advising Dan on his next move. He gets paid in salmon.
7. Flying Private
If daddy flies private, so do you! Window seat AND aisle seat? Yes please!
8. Next-Level Kitty Closet
Sure, you might have a walk-in closet, but Smushball has a hop-in closet. Wardrobe for any occasion.
9. Help Catching Mice
When you have access to all of Dan Bilzerian’s weaponry, mice don’t stand a chance.
10. Smushball is Pulling His Own Weight in the Bilzerian Household
Smushball doesn’t just adorably lounge around all day. Spending time living like a king, he’s learned what cats like. From now until April 17th, cats and their humans can pick up a limited-edition box from Fancy, featuring toys, feline basics, and other special surprises paw-selected by Smushball himself!